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Kinja'd!!! "SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)" (sammauri)
11/23/2014 at 13:07 • Filed to: None

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Just kidding it's a Citroen C5 Tourer.

Not Touring

Tour er

Because fuck you, that's why.

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And it steers using black magic and voodoo spells.

And orphan tears. Algerian orphan tears.

Yeah. Lots of Algerian orphan tears.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
11/23/2014 at 13:11

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ha ha


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
11/23/2014 at 13:14

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thats actually cool because the buttons stay where they are.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > My citroen won't start
11/23/2014 at 13:16

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When I first saw your steering wheel it hurt my brain, but the beauty of the C5 Tourer (and regular C5) mixed with my love of all things dark arts made this pretty high up on my list of cars I'd want to buy if I didn't live in America.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
11/23/2014 at 13:18

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I think it's awesome. The first time I saw that video was last night at 3am after I had just gotten home from a college type party. Needless to say, it completely blew my mind.


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
11/23/2014 at 13:21

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Somehow I feel like that'll also help with the airbag in case it's needed STAT.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > m2m, apex detective
11/23/2014 at 13:28

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It does help, that was the main idea behind it


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
11/23/2014 at 13:30

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WHOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Mind blown.


Kinja'd!!! Ed, for the old good times > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
11/23/2014 at 13:34

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Too many spokes.

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Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > thebigbossyboss
11/23/2014 at 14:09

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Right???

Only the French. This is why we love you guys


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
11/23/2014 at 15:05

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Hired one once. Nice car, terrible sat nav. It reroutes you because of traffic, then reroutes you from the reroute because of more traffic, then re routes you from the rerouted reroute because of more traffic and so on.

Fixed hub is really only a gimmick and they've dropped it since.

It had steering headlights just like Citroens of fifty years ago.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
11/23/2014 at 15:15

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I don't know if that's a good thing.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/23/2014 at 15:37

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Why do you say that?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
11/23/2014 at 15:46

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Say you are used to driving something else, then you get in this. Wouldn't it be a bit confusing trying to find the buttons while driving?


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/23/2014 at 15:47

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But wouldn't that be the case for any time you get a new car? I get what you're saying though.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
11/23/2014 at 16:01

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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/oppo-confessio…


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/23/2014 at 16:28

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Well yes. But also that's slightly different.